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Kentucky Fried Chicken
/Fireworks888 Tremor sure has been quiet as an elephant. I wonder what might he be doing over there at the Skypeness. 20:57 ScavengerOfHSorrow Talking with a fried. 20:58 *** Gargoyle is now known as kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 20:58 ScavengerOfHSorrow *friend 20:58 Fireworks888 a fry? 20:58 *** kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk is now known as Gargoyle 20:58 Zabbie-kun fried 20:58 Hibby a fried 20:58 Hibby oh god 20:58 Hibby I'm laughing too hard at that 20:58 ScavengerOfHSorrow 's typos are god-tier

The odds
 .choose mark/mark/mark/mark/mark/mark/mark/  Cri: Your options: mark, mark, mark, mark, mark, mark, mark,. My choice:  :'D  the chances, lmao  Lolwut  omfg  I can't even  that's great

Conspiracy?
 .mangle WHY DOES THIS COMMAND EXIST  Zabbie|vidya: because the government

The Krappy Patty
00:45 Gargoyle w shit on a stick 00:45 SCP-079 "Chūgi (籌木?), sometimes called kusobera (lit. "shit spatula"), was a special type of stick used by the Japanese people from ancient times to clean the anus after defecation. The word chūgi is composed of the kanji for skewer (籌) and tree (木) which gives it the meaning of "wooden skewer". Chūgi were associated..." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chūgi 00:45 Fireworks888 ...... 00:45 Gargoyle ...... 00:45 Cri I will call him Murkyplier and that's final. 00:46 Gargoyle i 00:46 Gargoyle i 00:46 Fireworks888 "to clean the anus after defecation. " 00:46 Gargoyle what is this 00:46 Fireworks888 They used sticks 00:46 Hibby ..well 00:46 Fireworks888 for toilet paper 00:46 Gargoyle omfg 00:46 Gargoyle I'm dying right now 00:46 Cri shoves a hard boiled egg in firemans ass and fishes it out with a clothes hanger 00:46 Hibby just please don't die on the shit stick 00:46 Fireworks888 I wonder if they got shit spatulas and real spatulas mixed up. 00:47 Gargoyle i 00:47 Cri lol

TWIST: SpongeBob's spatula has been a shit one the entire time 00:48 Gargoyle lol 00:48 Cri Thank you for feedback, your notice will be noticed. 00:48 Cri Didn't spongebob use his spatula as a back scratcher? 00:48 Gargoyle actually 00:48 Gargoyle iirc 00:48 Gargoyle i think he may have 00:49 Hibby ...that poor fucking utensile 00:49 Cri feels sad for the people who ate a krabby pattie 00:49 Gargoyle but guys 00:49 Hibby guys 00:49 Gargoyle this is a thing 00:49 Hibby "krabby" 00:49 Hibby crappy

Freaky Free Finger Fred Friday
22:44 DaRadicalLarry: What if I told you... 22:44 DaRadicalLarry: I'm actually FW??? 22:45 22:45 22:46 FW: Me rk, what do you think of the ep? 22:47 CommanderMark: It was really good. 22:47 CommanderMark: I'll give it either a high seven or low eight. 22:47 FW: Larry hated it. 22:47 CommanderMark: Fuck Larry. 22:48 FW: WBearden: MLP is just going downhill now. 22:48 FW: Ye, fuck him indeed. 22:48 CommanderMark: He wouldn't know quality if it sodomized him with a broom. 22:49 FW: Viiiile 22:50 Gargoyle: To answer your question, "FW", I wouldn't believe you. 22:51 FW: Believe wut? 22:52 Gargoyle: "DaRadicalLarry: What if I told you... 22:52 Gargoyle: [8:45pm] DaRadicalLarry: I'm actually FW??? 22:52 Gargoyle: [8:45pm] Gargoyle_ left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) 22:52 Gargoyle: [8:45pm] DaRadicalLarry is now known as FW." 22:52 FW: How could it not be me 22:52 FW: Merk is opped. 22:52 Gargoyle: No, Fireworks is. 22:52 CommanderMark: You dare accuse me, slave? 22:53 Gargoyle: Yep, that's FW. 22:53 CommanderMark: This is treason punishable by death. 22:53 Gargoyle: So is your mom. 22:53
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